To be "dead"...

...does something have to have been alive? (in other words, are rocks dead?)

Would you rather...

...watch videos of a flash mobs forming or small cute animals as they fall asleep?

Are Mario and the Princess Peach involved?

...I mean romantically? Or does the town plumber just save the princess continuously?

With credit to Josh R...

...from whom I stole this question: If you completely ate yourself, would you end up twice as big or as nothing at all?

If you were Oprah...

...and needed to make a seasonal "favorite things" list, what would be on your summer/spring list?

We know what to do...

...if life hands you lemons, what is your recommendation for when you are handed oranges?

What is that sound...

...that a computer makes when it is doing something or "working"? (id prefer imaginary answers to informative ones)

Would you rather...

...be a caterpillar/butterfly or a (non-flying) grasshopper? (in other words, rather live half your life on the ground slowly moving then being able to fly, or, being able to jump really far all your life)

When you turn on a faucet...

...to say, wash your hands or brush your teeth, do you naturally turn on hot water or cold water or a mixture?

Is there one thing...

...that once you do it in the morning, you can't fall back asleep? What is that thing?

You have to sing a duet...

...but you do get to pick anyone on Earth to sing it with, who are you choosing?

If you had to put money on...

...a "celebrity" being able to win the United States Presidency, who would you bet on?

Does it bother you...

...that itunes charges different amounts for different songs?

If you could get...

...one really nice clothing item and you were guaranteed to love it and it would last, which garment would it be? (ex: a coat, a pair of shoes, a hat, a shirt, a watch, etc...)

What day of the week...

...would you prefer for Christmas and New Years to fall on?