Bricks v. food...

...would you rather have a brick dropped on your toe, or eat your favorite food? Does the answer depend on what season it is? Which would you rather have on vacation?

If you could bathe...

...in a tub full of one thing (like in "Patch Adams" the lady wanted a tub full of spaghetti), what would you choose?

Morrissey v. Byrne...

..which one's solo work would you rather listen to? Talking Heads or The Smiths? Who would you rather hang out with? Who would you rather be in a band with? Which one would win in a fight?

If you sit...

...in a chair with one leg shorter than the others, so it has a slight rock to it, is that annoying or is that amusing?

If you could go back in time...

...and decide which colors will be associated with "go", "proceed with caution" and "stop", which colors would you choose for each?

Do you find that...

being a good liar and being good at detecting a lie go hand in hand? Are you better at one than the other?

If each of your friends...

...was either a werewolf or vampire (based on appearance, personality, and habit) would you say more of your friends would be vampires or werewolves?

How would you describe...

...the facial expression that you most commonly find yourself wearing? Unaware counts. (contemplative, curious, up-to-no-good, confused, joyful, etc..)

If you had to be...

...one disney character, which would you be?

Of the people you have...

at one time or another called your "best friend", how many would you say you keep up with on a regular basis (whatever you consider regular)?